TOM JONES
PART
37
Chapter vi. — Containing a scene which we doubt not will affect all our readers.
Mr Jones
closed not his eyes during all the former part of the night; not owing to any
uneasiness which he conceived at being disappointed by Lady Bellaston; nor was
Sophia herself, though most of his waking hours were justly to be charged to
her account, the present cause of dispelling his slumbers. In fact, poor Jones
was one of the best-natured fellows alive, and had all that weakness which is
called compassion, and which distinguishes this imperfect character from that
noble firmness of mind, which rolls a man, as it were, within himself, and like
a polished bowl, enables him to run through the world without being once
stopped by the calamities which happen to others. He could not help, therefore,
compassionating the situation of poor Nancy, whose love for Mr Nightingale
seemed to him so apparent, that he was astonished at the blindness of her
mother, who had more than once, the preceding evening, remarked to him the
great change in the temper of her daughter, “who from being,” she said, “one of
the liveliest, merriest girls in the world, was, on a sudden, become all gloom
and melancholy.”
Sleep,
however, at length got the better of all resistance; and now, as if he had
already been a deity, as the antients imagined, and an offended one too, he
seemed to enjoy his dear-bought conquest.—To speak simply, and without any
metaphor, Mr Jones slept till eleven the next morning, and would, perhaps, have
continued in the same quiet situation much longer, had not a violent uproar
awakened him.
Partridge
was now summoned, who, being asked what was the matter, answered, “That there
was a dreadful hurricane below-stairs; that Miss Nancy was in fits; and that
the other sister, and the mother, were both crying and lamenting over her.”
Jones expressed much concern at this news; which Partridge endeavoured to
relieve, by saying, with a smile, “he fancied the young lady was in no danger
of death; for that Susan” (which was the name of the maid) “had given him to
understand, it was nothing more than a common affair. In short,” said he, “Miss
Nancy hath had a mind to be as wise as her mother; that’s all; she was a little
hungry, it seems, and so sat down to dinner before grace was said; and so there
is a child coming for the Foundling Hospital.”——“Prithee, leave thy stupid
jesting,” cries Jones. “Is the misery of these poor wretches a subject of
mirth? Go immediately to Mrs Miller, and tell her I beg leave—Stay, you will
make some blunder; I will go myself; for she desired me to breakfast with her.”
He then rose and dressed himself as fast as he could; and while he was
dressing, Partridge, notwithstanding many severe rebukes, could not avoid
throwing forth certain pieces of brutality, commonly called jests, on this
occasion. Jones was no sooner dressed than he walked downstairs, and knocking
at the door, was presently admitted by the maid, into the outward parlour,
which was as empty of company as it was of any apparatus for eating. Mrs Miller
was in the inner room with her daughter, whence the maid presently brought a
message to Mr Jones, “That her mistress hoped he would excuse the
disappointment, but an accident had happened, which made it impossible for her
to have the pleasure of his company at breakfast that day; and begged his
pardon for not sending him up notice sooner.” Jones desired, “She would give
herself no trouble about anything so trifling as his disappointment; that he
was heartily sorry for the occasion; and that if he could be of any service to
her, she might command him.”
He had
scarce spoke these words, when Mrs Miller, who heard them all, suddenly threw
open the door, and coming out to him, in a flood of tears, said, “O Mr Jones!
you are certainly one of the best young men alive. I give you a thousand thanks
for your kind offer of your service; but, alas! sir, it is out of your power to
preserve my poor girl.—O my child! my child! she is undone, she is ruined for
ever!” “I hope, madam,” said Jones, “no villain”——“O Mr Jones!” said she, “that
villain who yesterday left my lodgings, hath betrayed my poor girl; hath
destroyed her.—I know you are a man of honour. You have a good—a noble heart,
Mr Jones. The actions to which I have been myself a witness, could proceed from
no other. I will tell you all: nay, indeed, it is impossible, after what hath
happened, to keep it a secret. That Nightingale, that barbarous villain, hath
undone my daughter. She is—she is—oh! Mr Jones, my girl is with child by him;
and in that condition he hath deserted her. Here! here, sir, is his cruel
letter: read it, Mr Jones, and tell me if such another monster lives.”
The letter
was as follows:
“DEAR NANCY,
“As I found it impossible to mention to you what, I am afraid, will
be no less shocking to you, than it is to me, I have taken this
method to inform you, that my father insists upon my immediately
paying my addresses to a young lady of fortune, whom he hath
provided for my—I need not write the detested word. Your own good
understanding will make you sensible, how entirely I am obliged to
an obedience, by which I shall be for ever excluded from your dear
arms. The fondness of your mother may encourage you to trust her
with the unhappy consequence of our love, which may be easily kept a
secret from the world, and for which I will take care to provide, as
I will for you. I wish you may feel less on this account than I have
suffered; but summon all your fortitude to your assistance, and
forgive and forget the man, whom nothing but the prospect of certain
ruin could have forced to write this letter. I bid you forget me, I
mean only as a lover; but the best of friends you shall ever find in
your faithful, though unhappy,
“J. N.”
When Jones
had read this letter, they both stood silent during a minute, looking at each
other; at last he began thus: “I cannot express, madam, how much I am shocked
at what I have read; yet let me beg you, in one particular, to take the
writer’s advice. Consider the reputation of your daughter.”——“It is gone, it is
lost, Mr Jones,” cryed she, “as well as her innocence. She received the letter
in a room full of company, and immediately swooning away upon opening it, the
contents were known to every one present. But the loss of her reputation, bad
as it is, is not the worst; I shall lose my child; she hath attempted twice to
destroy herself already; and though she hath been hitherto prevented, vows she
will not outlive it; nor could I myself outlive any accident of that
nature.—What then will become of my little Betsy, a helpless infant orphan? and
the poor little wretch will, I believe, break her heart at the miseries with
which she sees her sister and myself distracted, while she is ignorant of the
cause. O ‘tis the most sensible, and best-natured little thing! The barbarous,
cruel——hath destroyed us all. O my poor children! Is this the reward of all my
cares? Is this the fruit of all my prospects? Have I so chearfully undergone
all the labours and duties of a mother? Have I been so tender of their infancy,
so careful of their education? Have I been toiling so many years, denying
myself even the conveniences of life, to provide some little sustenance for
them, to lose one or both in such a manner?” “Indeed, madam,” said Jones, with
tears in his eyes, “I pity you from my soul.”—“O! Mr Jones,” answered she,
“even you, though I know the goodness of your heart, can have no idea of what I
feel. The best, the kindest, the most dutiful of children! O my poor Nancy, the
darling of my soul! the delight of my eyes! the pride of my heart! too much,
indeed, my pride; for to those foolish, ambitious hopes, arising from her
beauty, I owe her ruin. Alas! I saw with pleasure the liking which this young man
had for her. I thought it an honourable affection; and flattered my foolish
vanity with the thoughts of seeing her married to one so much her superior. And
a thousand times in my presence, nay, often in yours, he hath endeavoured to
soothe and encourage these hopes by the most generous expressions of
disinterested love, which he hath always directed to my poor girl, and which I,
as well as she, believed to be real. Could I have believed that these were only
snares laid to betray the innocence of my child, and for the ruin of us
all?”—At these words little Betsy came running into the room, crying, “Dear
mamma, for heaven’s sake come to my sister; for she is in another fit, and my
cousin can’t hold her.” Mrs Miller immediately obeyed the summons; but first ordered
Betsy to stay with Mr Jones, and begged him to entertain her a few minutes,
saying, in the most pathetic voice, “Good heaven! let me preserve one of my
children at least.”
Jones, in
compliance with this request, did all he could to comfort the little girl,
though he was, in reality, himself very highly affected with Mrs Miller’s
story. He told her “Her sister would be soon very well again; that by taking on
in that manner she would not only make her sister worse, but make her mother
ill too.” “Indeed, sir,” says she, “I would not do anything to hurt them for
the world. I would burst my heart rather than they should see me cry.—But my
poor sister can’t see me cry.—I am afraid she will never be able to see me cry
any more. Indeed, I can’t part with her; indeed, I can’t.—And then poor mamma
too, what will become of her?—She says she will die too, and leave me: but I am
resolved I won’t be left behind.” “And are you not afraid to die, my little
Betsy?” said Jones. “Yes,” answered she, “I was always afraid to die; because I
must have left my mamma, and my sister; but I am not afraid of going anywhere
with those I love.”
Jones was
so pleased with this answer, that he eagerly kissed the child; and soon after
Mrs Miller returned, saying, “She thanked heaven Nancy was now come to herself.
And now, Betsy,” says she, “you may go in, for your sister is better, and longs
to see you.” She then turned to Jones, and began to renew her apologies for
having disappointed him of his breakfast.
“I hope,
madam,” said Jones, “I shall have a more exquisite repast than any you could
have provided for me. This, I assure you, will be the case, if I can do any
service to this little family of love. But whatever success may attend my
endeavours, I am resolved to attempt it. I am very much deceived in Mr
Nightingale, if, notwithstanding what hath happened, he hath not much goodness
of heart at the bottom, as well as a very violent affection for your daughter.
If this be the case, I think the picture which I shall lay before him will
affect him. Endeavour, madam, to comfort yourself, and Miss Nancy, as well as
you can. I will go instantly in quest of Mr Nightingale; and I hope to bring
you good news.”
Mrs Miller
fell upon her knees and invoked all the blessings of heaven upon Mr Jones; to
which she afterwards added the most passionate expressions of gratitude. He
then departed to find Mr Nightingale, and the good woman returned to comfort
her daughter, who was somewhat cheared at what her mother told her; and both
joined in resounding the praises of Mr Jones.
Chapter vii. — The interview between Mr Jones and Mr Nightingale.
The good
or evil we confer on others very often, I believe, recoils on ourselves. For as
men of a benign disposition enjoy their own acts of beneficence equally with
those to whom they are done, so there are scarce any natures so entirely
diabolical, as to be capable of doing injuries, without paying themselves some
pangs for the ruin which they bring on their fellow-creatures.
Mr
Nightingale, at least, was not such a person. On the contrary, Jones found him
in his new lodgings, sitting melancholy by the fire, and silently lamenting the
unhappy situation in which he had placed poor Nancy. He no sooner saw his
friend appear than he arose hastily to meet him; and after much congratulation
said, “Nothing could be more opportune than this kind visit; for I was never
more in the spleen in my life.”
“I am
sorry,” answered Jones, “that I bring news very unlikely to relieve you: nay,
what I am convinced must, of all other, shock you the most. However, it is
necessary you should know it. Without further preface, then, I come to you, Mr
Nightingale, from a worthy family, which you have involved in misery and ruin.”
Mr Nightingale changed colour at these words; but Jones, without regarding it,
proceeded, in the liveliest manner, to paint the tragical story with which the
reader was acquainted in the last chapter.
Nightingale
never once interrupted the narration, though he discovered violent emotions at
many parts of it. But when it was concluded, after fetching a deep sigh, he
said, “What you tell me, my friend, affects me in the tenderest manner. Sure
there never was so cursed an accident as the poor girl’s betraying my letter.
Her reputation might otherwise have been safe, and the affair might have
remained a profound secret; and then the girl might have gone off never the
worse; for many such things happen in this town: and if the husband should
suspect a little, when it is too late, it will be his wiser conduct to conceal
his suspicion both from his wife and the world.”
“Indeed,
my friend,” answered Jones, “this could not have been the case with your poor
Nancy. You have so entirely gained her affections, that it is the loss of you,
and not of her reputation, which afflicts her, and will end in the destruction
of her and her family.” “Nay, for that matter, I promise you,” cries
Nightingale, “she hath my affections so absolutely, that my wife, whoever she
is to be, will have very little share in them.” “And is it possible then,” said
Jones, “you can think of deserting her?” “Why, what can I do?” answered the
other. “Ask Miss Nancy,” replied Jones warmly. “In the condition to which you
have reduced her, I sincerely think she ought to determine what reparation you
shall make her. Her interest alone, and not yours, ought to be your sole
consideration. But if you ask me what you shall do, what can you do less,”
cries Jones, “than fulfil the expectations of her family, and her own? Nay, I
sincerely tell you, they were mine too, ever since I first saw you together.
You will pardon me if I presume on the friendship you have favoured me with,
moved as I am with compassion for those poor creatures. But your own heart will
best suggest to you, whether you have never intended, by your conduct, to
persuade the mother, as well as the daughter, into an opinion, that you
designed honourably: and if so, though there may have been no direct promise of
marriage in the case, I will leave to your own good understanding, how far you
are bound to proceed.”
“Nay, I
must not only confess what you have hinted,” said Nightingale; “but I am afraid
even that very promise you mention I have given.” “And can you, after owning
that,” said Jones, “hesitate a moment?” “Consider, my friend,” answered the
other; “I know you are a man of honour, and would advise no one to act contrary
to its rules; if there were no other objection, can I, after this publication
of her disgrace, think of such an alliance with honour?” “Undoubtedly,” replied
Jones, “and the very best and truest honour, which is goodness, requires it of
you. As you mention a scruple of this kind, you will give me leave to examine
it. Can you with honour be guilty of having under false pretences deceived a
young woman and her family, and of having by these means treacherously robbed
her of her innocence? Can you, with honour, be the knowing, the wilful
occasion, nay, the artful contriver of the ruin of a human being? Can you, with
honour, destroy the fame, the peace, nay, probably, both the life and soul too,
of this creature? Can honour bear the thought, that this creature is a tender,
helpless, defenceless, young woman? A young woman, who loves, who doats on you,
who dies for you; who hath placed the utmost confidence in your promises; and
to that confidence hath sacrificed everything which is dear to her? Can honour
support such contemplations as these a moment?”
“Common
sense, indeed,” said Nightingale, “warrants all you say; but yet you well know
the opinion of the world is so contrary to it, that, was I to marry a whore,
though my own, I should be ashamed of ever showing my face again.”
“Fie upon
it, Mr Nightingale!” said Jones, “do not call her by so ungenerous a name: when
you promised to marry her she became your wife; and she hath sinned more
against prudence than virtue. And what is this world which you would be ashamed
to face but the vile, the foolish, and the profligate? Forgive me if I say such
a shame must proceed from false modesty, which always attends false honour as
its shadow.—But I am well assured there is not a man of real sense and goodness
in the world who would not honour and applaud the action. But, admit no other
would, would not your own heart, my friend, applaud it? And do not the warm,
rapturous sensations, which we feel from the consciousness of an honest, noble,
generous, benevolent action, convey more delight to the mind than the
undeserved praise of millions? Set the alternative fairly before your eyes. On
the one side, see this poor, unhappy, tender, believing girl, in the arms of
her wretched mother, breathing her last. Hear her breaking heart in agonies,
sighing out your name; and lamenting, rather than accusing, the cruelty which
weighs her down to destruction. Paint to your imagination the circumstances of
her fond despairing parent, driven to madness, or, perhaps, to death, by the
loss of her lovely daughter. View the poor, helpless, orphan infant; and when
your mind hath dwelt a moment only on such ideas, consider yourself as the
cause of all the ruin of this poor, little, worthy, defenceless family. On the
other side, consider yourself as relieving them from their temporary
sufferings. Think with what joy, with what transports that lovely creature will
fly to your arms. See her blood returning to her pale cheeks, her fire to her
languid eyes, and raptures to her tortured breast. Consider the exultations of
her mother, the happiness of all. Think of this little family made by one act
of yours completely happy. Think of this alternative, and sure I am mistaken in
my friend if it requires any long deliberation whether he will sink these
wretches down for ever, or, by one generous, noble resolution, raise them all
from the brink of misery and despair to the highest pitch of human happiness.
Add to this but one consideration more; the consideration that it is your duty
so to do—That the misery from which you will relieve these poor people is the
misery which you yourself have wilfully brought upon them.”
“O, my
dear friend!” cries Nightingale, “I wanted not your eloquence to rouse me. I
pity poor Nancy from my soul, and would willingly give anything in my power
that no familiarities had ever passed between us. Nay, believe me, I had many
struggles with my passion before I could prevail with myself to write that
cruel letter, which hath caused all the misery in that unhappy family. If I had
no inclinations to consult but my own, I would marry her to-morrow morning: I
would, by heaven! but you will easily imagine how impossible it would be to
prevail on my father to consent to such a match; besides, he hath provided
another for me; and to-morrow, by his express command, I am to wait on the
lady.”
“I have
not the honour to know your father,” said Jones; “but, suppose he could be
persuaded, would you yourself consent to the only means of preserving these
poor people?” “As eagerly as I would pursue my happiness,” answered
Nightingale: “for I never shall find it in any other woman.—O, my dear friend!
could you imagine what I have felt within these twelve hours for my poor girl,
I am convinced she would not engross all your pity. Passion leads me only to
her; and, if I had any foolish scruples of honour, you have fully satisfied
them: could my father be induced to comply with my desires, nothing would be
wanting to compleat my own happiness or that of my Nancy.”
“Then I am
resolved to undertake it,” said Jones. “You must not be angry with me, in
whatever light it may be necessary to set this affair, which, you may depend on
it, could not otherwise be long hid from him: for things of this nature make a
quick progress when once they get abroad, as this unhappily hath already.
Besides, should any fatal accident follow, as upon my soul I am afraid will,
unless immediately prevented, the public would ring of your name in a manner
which, if your father hath common humanity, must offend him. If you will
therefore tell me where I may find the old gentleman, I will not lose a moment
in the business; which, while I pursue, you cannot do a more generous action
than by paying a visit to the poor girl. You will find I have not exaggerated
in the account I have given of the wretchedness of the family.”
Nightingale
immediately consented to the proposal; and now, having acquainted Jones with
his father’s lodging, and the coffee-house where he would most probably find
him, he hesitated a moment, and then said, “My dear Tom, you are going to
undertake an impossibility. If you knew my father you would never think of
obtaining his consent.——Stay, there is one way—suppose you told him I was
already married, it might be easier to reconcile him to the fact after it was
done; and, upon my honour, I am so affected with what you have said, and I love
my Nancy so passionately, I almost wish it was done, whatever might be the
consequence.”
Jones
greatly approved the hint, and promised to pursue it. They then separated,
Nightingale to visit his Nancy, and Jones in quest of the old gentleman.
Chapter viii. — What passed between Jones and old Mr Nightingale; with the arrival of a person not yet mentioned in this history.
Notwithstanding
the sentiment of the Roman satirist, which denies the divinity of fortune, and
the opinion of Seneca to the same purpose; Cicero, who was, I believe, a wiser
man than either of them, expressly holds the contrary; and certain it is, there
are some incidents in life so very strange and unaccountable, that it seems to
require more than human skill and foresight in producing them.
Of this
kind was what now happened to Jones, who found Mr Nightingale the elder in so
critical a minute, that Fortune, if she was really worthy all the worship she
received at Rome, could not have contrived such another. In short, the old
gentleman, and the father of the young lady whom he intended for his son, had
been hard at it for many hours; and the latter was just now gone, and had left
the former delighted with the thoughts that he had succeeded in a long
contention, which had been between the two fathers of the future bride and
bridegroom; in which both endeavoured to overreach the other, and, as it not
rarely happens in such cases, both had retreated fully satisfied of having
obtained the victory.
This
gentleman, whom Mr Jones now visited, was what they call a man of the world;
that is to say, a man who directs his conduct in this world as one who, being
fully persuaded there is no other, is resolved to make the most of this. In his
early years he had been bred to trade; but, having acquired a very good
fortune, he had lately declined his business; or, to speak more properly, had
changed it from dealing in goods, to dealing only in money, of which he had
always a plentiful fund at command, and of which he knew very well how to make
a very plentiful advantage, sometimes of the necessities of private men, and
sometimes of those of the public. He had indeed conversed so entirely with
money, that it may be almost doubted whether he imagined there was any other
thing really existing in the world; this at least may be certainly averred,
that he firmly believed nothing else to have any real value.
The reader
will, I fancy, allow that Fortune could not have culled out a more improper
person for Mr Jones to attack with any probability of success; nor could the
whimsical lady have directed this attack at a more unseasonable time.
As money
then was always uppermost in this gentleman’s thoughts, so the moment he saw a
stranger within his doors it immediately occurred to his imagination, that such
stranger was either come to bring him money, or to fetch it from him. And
according as one or other of these thoughts prevailed, he conceived a
favourable or unfavourable idea of the person who approached him.
Unluckily
for Jones, the latter of these was the ascendant at present; for as a young
gentleman had visited him the day before, with a bill from his son for a play
debt, he apprehended, at the first sight of Jones, that he was come on such
another errand. Jones therefore had no sooner told him that he was come on his
son’s account than the old gentleman, being confirmed in his suspicion, burst
forth into an exclamation, “That he would lose his labour.” “Is it then
possible, sir,” answered Jones, “that you can guess my business?” “If I do
guess it,” replied the other, “I repeat again to you, you will lose your
labour. What, I suppose you are one of those sparks who lead my son into all
those scenes of riot and debauchery, which will be his destruction? but I shall
pay no more of his bills, I promise you. I expect he will quit all such company
for the future. If I had imagined otherwise, I should not have provided a wife
for him; for I would be instrumental in the ruin of nobody.” “How, sir,” said
Jones, “and was this lady of your providing?” “Pray, sir,” answered the old
gentleman, “how comes it to be any concern of yours?”—“Nay, dear sir,” replied
Jones, “be not offended that I interest myself in what regards your son’s
happiness, for whom I have so great an honour and value. It was upon that very
account I came to wait upon you. I can’t express the satisfaction you have
given me by what you say; for I do assure you your son is a person for whom I
have the highest honour.—Nay, sir, it is not easy to express the esteem I have
for you; who could be so generous, so good, so kind, so indulgent to provide
such a match for your son; a woman, who, I dare swear, will make him one of the
happiest men upon earth.”
There is
scarce anything which so happily introduces men to our good liking, as having
conceived some alarm at their first appearance; when once those apprehensions
begin to vanish we soon forget the fears which they occasioned, and look on
ourselves as indebted for our present ease to those very persons who at first
raised our fears.
Thus it
happened to Nightingale, who no sooner found that Jones had no demand on him,
as he suspected, than he began to be pleased with his presence. “Pray, good
sir,” said he, “be pleased to sit down. I do not remember to have ever had the
pleasure of seeing you before; but if you are a friend of my son, and have
anything to say concerning this young lady, I shall be glad to hear you. As to
her making him happy, it will be his own fault if she doth not. I have
discharged my duty, in taking care of the main article. She will bring him a
fortune capable of making any reasonable, prudent, sober man, happy.”
“Undoubtedly,” cries Jones, “for she is in herself a fortune; so beautiful, so
genteel, so sweet-tempered, and so well-educated; she is indeed a most
accomplished young lady; sings admirably well, and hath a most delicate hand at
the harpsichord.” “I did not know any of these matters,” answered the old
gentleman, “for I never saw the lady: but I do not like her the worse for what
you tell me; and I am the better pleased with her father for not laying any
stress on these qualifications in our bargain. I shall always think it a proof
of his understanding. A silly fellow would have brought in these articles as an
addition to her fortune; but, to give him his due, he never mentioned any such
matter; though to be sure they are no disparagements to a woman.” “I do assure
you, sir,” cries Jones, “she hath them all in the most eminent degree: for my
part, I own I was afraid you might have been a little backward, a little less
inclined to the match; for your son told me you had never seen the lady;
therefore I came, sir, in that case, to entreat you, to conjure you, as you
value the happiness of your son, not to be averse to his match with a woman who
hath not only all the good qualities I have mentioned, but many more.”—“If that
was your business, sir,” said the old gentleman, “we are both obliged to you;
and you may be perfectly easy; for I give you my word I was very well satisfied
with her fortune.” “Sir,” answered Jones, “I honour you every moment more and
more. To be so easily satisfied, so very moderate on that account, is a proof
of the soundness of your understanding, as well as the nobleness of your
mind.”——“Not so very moderate, young gentleman, not so very moderate,” answered
the father.—“Still more and more noble,” replied Jones; “and give me leave to
add, sensible: for sure it is little less than madness to consider money as the
sole foundation of happiness. Such a woman as this with her little, her nothing
of a fortune”—“I find,” cries the old gentleman, “you have a pretty just
opinion of money, my friend, or else you are better acquainted with the person
of the lady than with her circumstances. Why, pray, what fortune do you imagine
this lady to have?” “What fortune?” cries Jones, “why, too contemptible a one
to be named for your son.”—“Well, well, well,” said the other, “perhaps he
might have done better.”—“That I deny,” said Jones, “for she is one of the best
of women.”—“Ay, ay, but in point of fortune I mean,” answered the other. “And
yet, as to that now, how much do you imagine your friend is to have?”—“How
much?” cries Jones, “how much? Why, at the utmost, perhaps £200.” “Do you mean
to banter me, young gentleman?” said the father, a little angry. “No, upon my
soul,” answered Jones, “I am in earnest: nay, I believe I have gone to the
utmost farthing. If I do the lady an injury, I ask her pardon.” “Indeed you
do,” cries the father; “I am certain she hath fifty times that sum, and she
shall produce fifty to that before I consent that she shall marry my son.”
“Nay,” said Jones, “it is too late to talk of consent now; if she had not fifty
farthings your son is married.”—“My son married!” answered the old gentleman,
with surprize. “Nay,” said Jones, “I thought you was unacquainted with it.” “My
son married to Miss Harris!” answered he again. “To Miss Harris!” said Jones;
“no, sir; to Miss Nancy Miller, the daughter of Mrs Miller, at whose house he
lodged; a young lady, who, though her mother is reduced to let lodgings—“—“Are
you bantering, or are you in earnest?” cries the father, with a most solemn
voice. “Indeed, sir,” answered Jones, “I scorn the character of a banterer. I
came to you in most serious earnest, imagining, as I find true, that your son
had never dared acquaint you with a match so much inferior to him in point of
fortune, though the reputation of the lady will suffer it no longer to remain a
secret.”
While the
father stood like one struck suddenly dumb at this news, a gentleman came into
the room, and saluted him by the name of brother.
But though
these two were in consanguinity so nearly related, they were in their
dispositions almost the opposites to each other. The brother who now arrived
had likewise been bred to trade, in which he no sooner saw himself worth £6000
than he purchased a small estate with the greatest part of it, and retired into
the country; where he married the daughter of an unbeneficed clergyman; a young
lady, who, though she had neither beauty nor fortune, had recommended herself
to his choice entirely by her good humour, of which she possessed a very large
share.
With this
woman he had, during twenty-five years, lived a life more resembling the model
which certain poets ascribe to the golden age, than any of those patterns which
are furnished by the present times. By her he had four children, but none of
them arrived at maturity, except only one daughter, whom, in vulgar language,
he and his wife had spoiled; that is, had educated with the utmost tenderness
and fondness, which she returned to such a degree, that she had actually
refused a very extraordinary match with a gentleman a little turned of forty,
because she could not bring herself to part with her parents.
The young
lady whom Mr Nightingale had intended for his son was a near neighbour of his
brother, and an acquaintance of his niece; and in reality it was upon the
account of his projected match that he was now come to town; not, indeed, to
forward, but to dissuade his brother from a purpose which he conceived would
inevitably ruin his nephew; for he foresaw no other event from a union with
Miss Harris, notwithstanding the largeness of her fortune, as neither her
person nor mind seemed to him to promise any kind of matrimonial felicity: for
she was very tall, very thin, very ugly, very affected, very silly, and very
ill-natured.
His
brother, therefore, no sooner mentioned the marriage of his nephew with Miss
Miller, than he exprest the utmost satisfaction; and when the father had very
bitterly reviled his son, and pronounced sentence of beggary upon him, the
uncle began in the following manner:
“If you
was a little cooler, brother, I would ask you whether you love your son for his
sake or for your own. You would answer, I suppose, and so I suppose you think,
for his sake; and doubtless it is his happiness which you intended in the
marriage you proposed for him.
“Now,
brother, to prescribe rules of happiness to others hath always appeared to me
very absurd, and to insist on doing this, very tyrannical. It is a vulgar
error, I know; but it is, nevertheless, an error. And if this be absurd in
other things, it is mostly so in the affair of marriage, the happiness of which
depends entirely on the affection which subsists between the parties.
“I have
therefore always thought it unreasonable in parents to desire to chuse for
their children on this occasion; since to force affection is an impossible
attempt; nay, so much doth love abhor force, that I know not whether, through
an unfortunate but uncurable perverseness in our natures, it may not be even
impatient of persuasion.
“It is,
however, true that, though a parent will not, I think, wisely prescribe, he
ought to be consulted on this occasion; and, in strictness, perhaps, should at
least have a negative voice. My nephew, therefore, I own, in marrying, without
asking your advice, hath been guilty of a fault. But, honestly speaking,
brother, have you not a little promoted this fault? Have not your frequent
declarations on this subject given him a moral certainty of your refusal, where
there was any deficiency in point of fortune? Nay, doth not your present anger
arise solely from that deficiency? And if he hath failed in his duty here, did
you not as much exceed that authority when you absolutely bargained with him
for a woman, without his knowledge, whom you yourself never saw, and whom, if
you had seen and known as well as I, it must have been madness in you to have
ever thought of bringing her into your family?
“Still I
own my nephew in a fault; but surely it is not an unpardonable fault. He hath
acted indeed without your consent, in a matter in which he ought to have asked
it, but it is in a matter in which his interest is principally concerned; you
yourself must and will acknowledge that you consulted his interest only, and if
he unfortunately differed from you, and hath been mistaken in his notion of
happiness, will you, brother, if you love your son, carry him still wider from
the point? Will you increase the ill consequences of his simple choice? Will
you endeavour to make an event certain misery to him, which may accidentally
prove so? In a word, brother, because he hath put it out of your power to make
his circumstances as affluent as you would, will you distress them as much as
you can?”
By the
force of the true Catholic faith St Anthony won upon the fishes. Orpheus and
Amphion went a little farther, and by the charms of music enchanted things
merely inanimate. Wonderful, both! but neither history nor fable have ever yet
ventured to record an instance of any one, who, by force of argument and
reason, hath triumphed over habitual avarice.
Mr
Nightingale, the father, instead of attempting to answer his brother, contented
himself with only observing, that they had always differed in their sentiments
concerning the education of their children. “I wish,” said he, “brother, you
would have confined your care to your own daughter, and never have troubled
yourself with my son, who hath, I believe, as little profited by your precepts,
as by your example.” For young Nightingale was his uncle’s godson, and had
lived more with him than with his father. So that the uncle had often declared
he loved his nephew almost equally with his own child.
Jones fell
into raptures with this good gentleman; and when, after much persuasion, they
found the father grew still more and more irritated, instead of appeased, Jones
conducted the uncle to his nephew at the house of Mrs Miller.
Chapter ix. — Containing strange matters.
At his
return to his lodgings, Jones found the situation of affairs greatly altered
from what they had been in at his departure. The mother, the two daughters, and
young Mr Nightingale, were now sat down to supper together, when the uncle was,
at his own desire, introduced without any ceremony into the company, to all of
whom he was well known; for he had several times visited his nephew at that
house.
The old
gentleman immediately walked up to Miss Nancy, saluted and wished her joy, as
he did afterwards the mother and the other sister; and lastly, he paid the
proper compliments to his nephew, with the same good humour and courtesy, as if
his nephew had married his equal or superior in fortune, with all the previous
requisites first performed.
Miss Nancy
and her supposed husband both turned pale, and looked rather foolish than
otherwise upon the occasion; but Mrs Miller took the first opportunity of
withdrawing; and, having sent for Jones into the dining-room, she threw herself
at his feet, and in a most passionate flood of tears, called him her good
angel, the preserver of her poor little family, with many other respectful and
endearing appellations, and made him every acknowledgment which the highest
benefit can extract from the most grateful heart.
After the
first gust of her passion was a little over, which she declared, if she had not
vented, would have burst her, she proceeded to inform Mr Jones that all matters
were settled between Mr Nightingale and her daughter, and that they were to be married
the next morning; at which Mr Jones having expressed much pleasure, the poor
woman fell again into a fit of joy and thanksgiving, which he at length with
difficulty silenced, and prevailed on her to return with him back to the
company, whom they found in the same good humour in which they had left them.
This
little society now past two or three very agreeable hours together, in which
the uncle, who was a very great lover of his bottle, had so well plyed his
nephew, that this latter, though not drunk, began to be somewhat flustered; and
now Mr Nightingale, taking the old gentleman with him upstairs into the
apartment he had lately occupied, unbosomed himself as follows:—
“As you
have been always the best and kindest of uncles to me, and as you have shown
such unparalleled goodness in forgiving this match, which to be sure may be
thought a little improvident, I should never forgive myself if I attempted to
deceive you in anything.” He then confessed the truth, and opened the whole
affair.
“How,
Jack?” said the old gentleman, “and are you really then not married to this
young woman?” “No, upon my honour,” answered Nightingale, “I have told you the
simple truth.” “My dear boy,” cries the uncle, kissing him, “I am heartily glad
to hear it. I never was better pleased in my life. If you had been married I
should have assisted you as much as was in my power to have made the best of a
bad matter; but there is a great difference between considering a thing which
is already done and irrecoverable, and that which is yet to do. Let your reason
have fair play, Jack, and you will see this match in so foolish and
preposterous a light, that there will be no need of any dissuasive arguments.”
“How, sir?” replies young Nightingale, “is there this difference between having
already done an act, and being in honour engaged to do it?” “Pugh!” said the
uncle, “honour is a creature of the world’s making, and the world hath the
power of a creator over it, and may govern and direct it as they please. Now
you well know how trivial these breaches of contract are thought; even the
grossest make but the wonder and conversation of a day. Is there a man who
afterwards will be more backward in giving you his sister, or daughter? or is
there any sister or daughter who would be more backward to receive you? Honour
is not concerned in these engagements.” “Pardon me, dear sir,” cries
Nightingale, “I can never think so; and not only honour, but conscience and
humanity, are concerned. I am well satisfied, that, was I now to disappoint the
young creature, her death would be the consequence, and I should look upon
myself as her murderer; nay, as her murderer by the cruellest of all methods,
by breaking her heart.” “Break her heart, indeed! no, no, Jack,” cries the
uncle, “the hearts of women are not so soon broke; they are tough, boy, they
are tough.” “But, sir,” answered Nightingale, “my own affections are engaged,
and I never could be happy with any other woman. How often have I heard you
say, that children should be always suffered to chuse for themselves, and that
you would let my cousin Harriet do so?” “Why, ay,” replied the old gentleman,
“so I would have them; but then I would have them chuse wisely.—Indeed, Jack,
you must and shall leave the girl.”——“Indeed, uncle,” cries the other, “I must
and will have her.” “You will, young gentleman;” said the uncle; “I did not
expect such a word from you. I should not wonder if you had used such language
to your father, who hath always treated you like a dog, and kept you at the
distance which a tyrant preserves over his subjects; but I, who have lived with
you upon an equal footing, might surely expect better usage: but I know how to
account for it all: it is all owing to your preposterous education, in which I
have had too little share. There is my daughter, now, whom I have brought up as
my friend, never doth anything without my advice, nor ever refuses to take it
when I give it her.” “You have never yet given her advice in an affair of this
kind,” said Nightingale; “for I am greatly mistaken in my cousin, if she would
be very ready to obey even your most positive commands in abandoning her
inclinations.” “Don’t abuse my girl,” answered the old gentleman with some
emotion; “don’t abuse my Harriet. I have brought her up to have no inclinations
contrary to my own. By suffering her to do whatever she pleases, I have enured
her to a habit of being pleased to do whatever I like.” “Pardon, me, sir,” said
Nightingale, “I have not the least design to reflect on my cousin, for whom I
have the greatest esteem; and indeed I am convinced you will never put her to
so severe a tryal, or lay such hard commands on her as you would do on me.—But,
dear sir, let us return to the company; for they will begin to be uneasy at our
long absence. I must beg one favour of my dear uncle, which is that he would
not say anything to shock the poor girl or her mother.” “Oh! you need not fear
me,” answered he, “I understand myself too well to affront women; so I will
readily grant you that favour; and in return I must expect another of you.”
“There are but few of your commands, sir,” said Nightingale, “which I shall not
very chearfully obey.” “Nay, sir, I ask nothing,” said the uncle, “but the
honour of your company home to my lodging, that I may reason the case a little
more fully with you; for I would, if possible, have the satisfaction of
preserving my family, notwithstanding the headstrong folly of my brother, who,
in his own opinion, is the wisest man in the world.”
Nightingale,
who well knew his uncle to be as headstrong as his father, submitted to attend
him home, and then they both returned back into the room, where the old
gentleman promised to carry himself with the same decorum which he had before
maintained.
Chapter x. — A short chapter, which concludes the book.
The long
absence of the uncle and nephew had occasioned some disquiet in the minds of
all whom they had left behind them; and the more, as, during the preceding
dialogue, the uncle had more than once elevated his voice, so as to be heard
downstairs; which, though they could not distinguish what he said, had caused
some evil foreboding in Nancy and her mother, and, indeed, even in Jones
himself.
When the
good company, therefore, again assembled, there was a visible alteration in all
their faces; and the good-humour which, at their last meeting, universally
shone forth in every countenance, was now changed into a much less agreeable
aspect. It was a change, indeed, common enough to the weather in this climate,
from sunshine to clouds, from June to December.
This alteration
was not, however, greatly remarked by any present; for as they were all now
endeavouring to conceal their own thoughts, and to act a part, they became all
too busily engaged in the scene to be spectators of it. Thus neither the uncle
nor nephew saw any symptoms of suspicion in the mother or daughter; nor did the
mother or daughter remark the overacted complacence of the old man, nor the
counterfeit satisfaction which grinned in the features of the young one.
Something
like this, I believe, frequently happens, where the whole attention of two
friends being engaged in the part which each is to act, in order to impose on
the other, neither sees nor suspects the arts practised against himself; and
thus the thrust of both (to borrow no improper metaphor on the occasion) alike
takes place.
From the
same reason it is no unusual thing for both parties to be overreached in a
bargain, though the one must be always the greater loser; as was he who sold a
blind horse, and received a bad note in payment.
Our company
in about half an hour broke up, and the uncle carried off his nephew; but not
before the latter had assured Miss Nancy, in a whisper, that he would attend
her early in the morning, and fulfil all his engagements.
Jones, who
was the least concerned in this scene, saw the most. He did indeed suspect the
very fact; for, besides observing the great alteration in the behaviour of the
uncle, the distance he assumed, and his overstrained civility to Miss Nancy;
the carrying off a bridegroom from his bride at that time of night was so
extraordinary a proceeding that it could be accounted for only by imagining
that young Nightingale had revealed the whole truth, which the apparent
openness of his temper, and his being flustered with liquor, made too probable.
While he
was reasoning with himself, whether he should acquaint these poor people with
his suspicion, the maid of the house informed him that a gentlewoman desired to
speak with him.——He went immediately out, and, taking the candle from the maid,
ushered his visitant upstairs, who, in the person of Mrs Honour, acquainted him
with such dreadful news concerning his Sophia, that he immediately lost all
consideration for every other person; and his whole stock of compassion was
entirely swallowed up in reflections on his own misery, and on that of his
unfortunate angel.
What this
dreadful matter was, the reader will be informed, after we have first related
the many preceding steps which produced it, and those will be the subject of
the following book.
To be continued